Parachuting Enthusiast Pillows

'We're going to parachute in adn do a surprise audit, but I want to keep the whole thing low key.'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

'Call yourself a lemming? Get that parachute off your back!'

Total Nerdie Sport - Bizarre Accident Divining

Very Difficult Conversations

Broomstick crash.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Parachuting bishop.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Cupid and parachutists.

Now hiring.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

'I have a connection to make.'

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

What's your exit strategy?

Did You Know That...Parachutes could soon be made of spiders' webs, the fibres being stronger than steel?

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

'Check... weapons... maps... house-wife... clean underwear...'

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

Parachuting man see drag racing car skydiving beside him.

'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

'Well? How was the flight?'

Bad luck