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'We're going to parachute in adn do a surprise audit, but I want to keep the whole thing low key.'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

'Call yourself a lemming? Get that parachute off your back!'

Total Nerdie Sport - Bizarre Accident Divining

Very Difficult Conversations

Broomstick crash.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Parachuting bishop.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Cupid and parachutists.

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

'I have a connection to make.'

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

What's your exit strategy?

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

Did You Know That...Parachutes could soon be made of spiders' webs, the fibres being stronger than steel?

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

'Well? How was the flight?'

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

The Football Parachute

'Check... weapons... maps... house-wife... clean underwear...'

'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'

Bad luck

"I didn't care for the movie either."

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."