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Broomstick crash.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Why Superman flies himself

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

'I have a connection to make.'

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

The aviation experts come out to play

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'My goal is to be a failure and accept a colossal golden parachute.'

"Uh-oh. Not a good start to the holiday shopping season."

The Football Parachute

Angel learning to fly...

Bad luck

"It's my emotional support animal."

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

Sheep sky diving using wool as chute.

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

'Come on! You only live once!'

'We're going to parachute in adn do a surprise audit, but I want to keep the whole thing low key.'

I'm sorry, sir, but your luggage was deemed offensive and destroyed.

Looks green enough for me! Lizy May parachuted into Saanich-Gulf-Islands.

Hopscotch landing zone.

'For heaven's sake! They're dressed as the 101st Airborne Division!'

We think it will prevent bird collisions!