Parachute Aficionados Mugs

Broomstick crash.

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Why Superman flies himself

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

'I have a connection to make.'

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

'My goal is to be a failure and accept a colossal golden parachute.'

The aviation experts come out to play

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

Sheep sky diving using wool as chute.

Angel learning to fly...

"Uh-oh. Not a good start to the holiday shopping season."

"It's my emotional support animal."

The Football Parachute

'Come on! You only live once!'

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

Bad luck

'We're going to parachute in adn do a surprise audit, but I want to keep the whole thing low key.'

I'm sorry, sir, but your luggage was deemed offensive and destroyed.

Plane crash on football pitch.

Hopscotch landing zone.

Looks green enough for me! Lizy May parachuted into Saanich-Gulf-Islands.