Parachute Hobbyist Mugs

'I have a connection to make.'

Very Difficult Conversations

Broomstick crash.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Parachuting bishop.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Now hiring.

Cupid and parachutists.

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

What's your exit strategy?

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

'Well? How was the flight?'

Before we can rescue you...you need a safety check.

'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'

"I didn't care for the movie either."

Parachuting man see drag racing car skydiving beside him.

Bad luck

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

Swinging through the jungle.

'Come on! You only live once!'

Air Taxi

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."