Parachute Fans Mugs

Man Climbing Out of Long Chimney to Hold the Hand of Parachutist

Broomstick crash.

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

The Zombie Awakes...

"He keeps touching me!"

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

'I have a connection to make.'

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

The Polygon family at home

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

"He can speak alright, but what he says will probably leave you speechless!"

'It's a Marimba!'

Sheep sky diving using wool as chute.

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

Parrot going crackers about Brexit.

Bad luck

Musician hurts his nose.

'Come on! You only live once!'

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it isn't open.

'We're going to parachute in adn do a surprise audit, but I want to keep the whole thing low key.'

"Is that the best you can do for a second opinion ?"

'For heaven's sake! They're dressed as the 101st Airborne Division!'

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'You know how it is...look a little different and you're attacked by the status crows.'

'A lifetime sentence for bein' cute.'

"Well if you remember, at the time we thought it was hilarious..."

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