Parachute Fans Gifts

Man Climbing Out of Long Chimney to Hold the Hand of Parachutist

Broomstick crash.

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

The Zombie Awakes...

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

'I have a connection to make.'

"He keeps touching me!"

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

The Polygon family at home

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

"He can speak alright, but what he says will probably leave you speechless!"

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

'Come on! You only live once!'

Musician hurts his nose.

Sheep sky diving using wool as chute.

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

Bad luck

'It's a Marimba!'

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it isn't open.

'We're going to parachute in adn do a surprise audit, but I want to keep the whole thing low key.'

"Is that the best you can do for a second opinion ?"

Hopscotch landing zone.

"Well if you remember, at the time we thought it was hilarious..."

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

'A lifetime sentence for bein' cute.'

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

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