Parachuting Canine Fan Gifts

'The last thing I knew he was on a plane to an obedience school in Omaha!'

No littering...

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Santa Dog

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

No Dogs.

Pets christmas tree

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

'He's not too picky. He'll sleep through most anything.'

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

Sheep sky diving using wool as chute.

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it isn't open.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

How the other half live.

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

'Bad dog! Stop trying to kill the cat!'

"How's the new job?"