Canine Patrol Fan Gifts

"I'm not going "walky" with my master! I'm a guard dog, we're doing rounds!"

No littering...

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Santa Dog

Garbage Piñata

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Watchdog

Animal immigration

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

'This breed can smell incompetence.'

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'He's not too picky. He'll sleep through most anything.'

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

"How's the new job?"

'The last thing I knew he was on a plane to an obedience school in Omaha!'

Cult films!

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

'Cheshire Cat, Cat in the Hat, Puss in Boots! It's all a pack of lies!'

He used to be a cat person, but he went over to the "bark side."

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

If you have 5 dogs, 3 will be asleep.

'There's an APP that does those old tricks now.'