Canine Patrol Fan Pillows

"I'm not going "walky" with my master! I'm a guard dog, we're doing rounds!"

No littering...

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Santa Dog

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Watchdog

'This breed can smell incompetence.'

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

'He's not too picky. He'll sleep through most anything.'

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

"How's the new job?"

'The last thing I knew he was on a plane to an obedience school in Omaha!'

Cult films!

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

If you have 5 dogs, 3 will be asleep.

'What's this? Only a C minus in 'giving your paw'!'

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"