Paw-patrol Fan Pillows

Watchdog

Police Feline Unit

Billy. The Kid.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'We've got a new DNA database...'

Living with a cataholic.

'Good dog!'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

The Polygon family at home

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

Cats watch mice in a theatre

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

"He can speak alright, but what he says will probably leave you speechless!"

"Look at you! What's your name? Huh, cutie? What's your name? I can see the man walking you is of no help. We won't judge his rude behavior. No, we won't, will we?…"

Parrot going crackers about Brexit.

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

'That's right, my Master follows me on my walk with a plastic bag in his hand: I have no privacy anymore...'

"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

"Is that the best you can do for a second opinion ?"

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

'A lifetime sentence for bein' cute.'

'I'm sure the officer will understand why I'm not stopping.'

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

'They're not vultures circling overhead Don, they're parrots!'