Paw Patrol Lover Pillows

"Look at you! What's your name? Huh, cutie? What's your name? I can see the man walking you is of no help. We won't judge his rude behavior. No, we won't, will we?…"

Police Feline Unit

"It get it – you're hungry."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"I see a couch."

Living with a cataholic.

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

Watchdog

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

'That's right, my Master follows me on my walk with a plastic bag in his hand: I have no privacy anymore...'

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

What dogs want for Christmas.

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

"That's Charles' new gun dog."

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

'It's the thirteenth lamppost today...he's a golden reliever.'

Dog sleepwalking after owner

'So you're a cat person...'

'How thoughtful - he even got the dog a present.'

"We met online."

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

"So do you think he smells other dogs out there or hears them?"

'You poor dumb animal, all you know is eat and sleep.'

"You go on ahead."

Smirking Cat

The Dog whisperer.