Paw Patrol Lover Pillows

"Look at you! What's your name? Huh, cutie? What's your name? I can see the man walking you is of no help. We won't judge his rude behavior. No, we won't, will we?…"

Police Feline Unit

"It get it – you're hungry."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"I see a couch."

Living with a cataholic.

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

Watchdog

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

'That's right, my Master follows me on my walk with a plastic bag in his hand: I have no privacy anymore...'

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

"That's Charles' new gun dog."

'It's the thirteenth lamppost today...he's a golden reliever.'

Dog sleepwalking after owner

'You poor dumb animal, all you know is eat and sleep.'

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

'So you're a cat person...'

"We met online."

"So do you think he smells other dogs out there or hears them?"

"You go on ahead."

Man eyeing up woman walking dog, while his dog is eyeing up her dog.

The Dog whisperer.

Best Man's best friend.