Pawsome Pal Lover Pillows

Best Man's best friend.

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Love.

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

In the dog park

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

The perfect relationship

"Look at you! What's your name? Huh, cutie? What's your name? I can see the man walking you is of no help. We won't judge his rude behavior. No, we won't, will we?…"

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

Puppy Love.

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'No problem...'

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

'So you're a cat person...'

"Oh don't mind my Jeffrey, he's just saying hello."

Wait your turn. I was here first.