Pawsome Pal Lover Pillows

Best Man's best friend.

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

Love.

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Top dog

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

The perfect relationship

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

"Look at you! What's your name? Huh, cutie? What's your name? I can see the man walking you is of no help. We won't judge his rude behavior. No, we won't, will we?…"

In the dog park

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

Puppy Love.

I'm interviewing for a new walker.

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'No problem...'

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

'So you're a cat person...'

'How thoughtful - he even got the dog a present.'

Wait your turn. I was here first.