Pawsome Pal Pillows

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'You poor dumb animal, all you know is eat and sleep.'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

Love.

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

In the dog park

The perfect relationship

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

'No problem...'

Puppy Love.

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

'So far, I've lost three pounds on the Ratkins Diet!'

'It's the Animal Welfare people about you feeding leftovers to the dog!'

"So do you think he smells other dogs out there or hears them?"

"Oh don't mind my Jeffrey, he's just saying hello."

'So you're a cat person...'

"This is all very romantic, but I'm not in heat."

Best Man's best friend.