Pawsome Partner Pillows

'I guess I should have known when she signed us up for the gift registry as a pet shop.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Love.

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

Pets on holiday.

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

The perfect relationship

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

'No problem...'

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

"He's a real dog person."

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

'So far, I've lost three pounds on the Ratkins Diet!'

'It's the Animal Welfare people about you feeding leftovers to the dog!'

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

'You poor dumb animal, all you know is eat and sleep.'

'So you're a cat person...'

"This is all very romantic, but I'm not in heat."

Best Man's best friend.