Pawsome Partner Prints

'I guess I should have known when she signed us up for the gift registry as a pet shop.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

Love.

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

Pets on holiday.

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

The perfect relationship

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

I'm interviewing for a new walker.

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

"He's a real dog person."

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'No problem...'

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

'So far, I've lost three pounds on the Ratkins Diet!'

'It's the Animal Welfare people about you feeding leftovers to the dog!'

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

'So you're a cat person...'

'How thoughtful - he even got the dog a present.'

'You poor dumb animal, all you know is eat and sleep.'

"This is all very romantic, but I'm not in heat."