Paw-some Partners Prints

'But it's still early. Why don't you come on in, and we'll splinter a bone together?'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Dogs

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

"Humans are strange."

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"You're amazing!"

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

'Let's see those smiles.'

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

Dog on Cat.

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

If they were cats

"He's a real dog person."

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

I'm interviewing for a new walker.

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'No problem...'

"Are they still following us?"

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

"I need some assistance here."

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

'So you're a cat person...'

'How thoughtful - he even got the dog a present.'