Paw-some Pal Prints

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

'So you're a cat person...'

'That was fun!'

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"Humans are strange."

"Wow, what a DILF."

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

Love.

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

Be a friend.

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

The perfect relationship

In the dog park

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

Puppy Love.

If they were cats

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'No problem...'

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

"He's a real dog person."

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

"He's cute. But he's got human breath."

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"