Paw-some Pal Gifts

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

'How thoughtful - he even got the dog a present.'

'So you're a cat person...'

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

'That was fun!'

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"Humans are strange."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"Wow, what a DILF."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

Love.

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

Be a friend.

The perfect relationship

In the dog park

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

If they were cats

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

I'm interviewing for a new walker.

"He's a real dog person."

Puppy Love.

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'No problem...'

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."