Paw-some Buddy Gifts

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Dogs

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Love.

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"When did you start laughing at DOG jokes?"

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

The perfect relationship

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

"That silly dog will chase that ball for hours!"

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

"He's a real dog person."

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

'No problem...'

I'm interviewing for a new walker.

"Are they still following us?"

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

"I need some assistance here."

"I heard Dad say we were having fish for dinner, so I thought I'd come in and check on you guys."

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

'So you're a cat person...'

'How thoughtful - he even got the dog a present.'

"So do you think he smells other dogs out there or hears them?"

A walk in the mountains