Paw-some Friend Gifts

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

"I don't fetch sticks, I acquire them."

'No problem...'

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"Humans are strange."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Love.

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

"You're amazing!"

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

The perfect relationship

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

"He's a real dog person."

If they were cats

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

"Are they still following us?"

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

"I need some assistance here."

Kid dripping wet with dogs and cats to mom: 'You won't believe how hard it's raining!'

'Kibbles & S**t'

'Where's that wet dog smell coming from?

'So you're a cat person...'

Human Being to Support Please Help

Hunting

"So do you think he smells other dogs out there or hears them?"