Paw-some Friend Gifts

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

I'm interviewing for a new walker.

"I don't fetch sticks, I acquire them."

'No problem...'

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

"Humans are strange."

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Love.

"You're amazing!"

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

The perfect relationship

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

"He's a real dog person."

If they were cats

"Are they still following us?"

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

'Where's that wet dog smell coming from?

"I need some assistance here."

Kid dripping wet with dogs and cats to mom: 'You won't believe how hard it's raining!'

'Kibbles & S**t'

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

'How thoughtful - he even got the dog a present.'

'You poor dumb animal, all you know is eat and sleep.'