Paw-some Reader Gifts

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

"Humans are strange."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Paw readings

Animals are smarter than we think!

K9 Authors.

Love.

"You're amazing!"

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

"He's a real dog person."

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

If they were cats

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'No problem...'

I'm interviewing for a new walker.

"Are they still following us?"

"I need some assistance here."

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

'Kibbles & S**t'

'So you're a cat person...'

'How thoughtful - he even got the dog a present.'

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"My name is Prince, and I'm a barkaholic."

"I don't fetch sticks, I acquire them."