Paw-some Reader Gifts

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

"Humans are strange."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Paw readings

Animals are smarter than we think!

K9 Authors.

Love.

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"You're amazing!"

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

If they were cats

"He's a real dog person."

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'No problem...'

"Are they still following us?"

"I need some assistance here."

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

'Kibbles & S**t'

'So you're a cat person...'

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"My name is Prince, and I'm a barkaholic."

"I don't fetch sticks, I acquire them."

'But it's still early. Why don't you come on in, and we'll splinter a bone together?'