Paw-some Shopper Gifts

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

'I understand you don't have a resume but you do have your pedigree papers?'

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

"Have I got a cat for you!"

"And now for a long hard look at the changing profile of High Street Banking."

'Hi, yourself.'

"Are they still following us?"

'Kibbles & S**t'

Supermarket trolley repairs

Pictures of Miserable Devotion

'It's the Animal Welfare people about you feeding leftovers to the dog!'

Very little fan fair.

"Please guide me on my journey...give me the knowledge and wisdom to make the right choices...and it would be great if these choices were on sale, too."

"Oh, come on, Honey, he's a dog...he's not gonna notice that we gave him cheaper dog food!"

"I'm looking for something special that says 'Meow.'"

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"My name is Prince, and I'm a barkaholic."

'I think Gramma's a saint for taking you school shopping.'

'Do you have a license for that vehicle Miss?'

"Is there another table that isn't so close to the bathroom?"

"It's the only way I can get him to come shopping with me."

'I only planned to buy one pair of shoes, but I'm a victim of mission creep.'

Inconvenience store.

Man leaving a 'Sex Shop' with groceries in a bag shaped like a pair of breasts

"The special, sir. Shall I spread it out or will you knock it over yourself?"

"Go ahead. I'm just waiting for my little brother to go around and pop back up."