Paw-some Trainer Gifts

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Dogs

"Humans are strange."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Animals are smarter than we think!

'I understand you don't have a resume but you do have your pedigree papers?'

"You're amazing!"

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

'Let's see those smiles.'

"I said SLIPPERS!"

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'No problem...'

I'm interviewing for a new walker.

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

"He's a real dog person."

If they were cats

"Are they still following us?"

"I need some assistance here."

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

'How thoughtful - he even got the dog a present.'

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

'Is he good or what?!'

'So you're a cat person...'

'Do you have a license for that vehicle Miss?'

"I don't fetch sticks, I acquire them."