Paw-some Mechanic Gifts

Animals are smarter than we think!

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Dogs

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

"Humans are strange."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'I understand you don't have a resume but you do have your pedigree papers?'

"You're amazing!"

'We've found the problem...'

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

"He's a real dog person."

If they were cats

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'No problem...'

"Are they still following us?"

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

"I need some assistance here."

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

"Off hand, I'd say your bumpy ride is due to your tires, but just to be sure, I'll run a bunch of computer diagnostics."

'So you're a cat person...'

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"I don't fetch sticks, I acquire them."

"I never thought that Rex from no. 81 wold get 'emasculated'..."