Paw-some Mechanic Gifts

Animals are smarter than we think!

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Dogs

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

"Humans are strange."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'I understand you don't have a resume but you do have your pedigree papers?'

"You're amazing!"

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

'We've found the problem...'

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

'Let's see those smiles.'

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'No problem...'

I'm interviewing for a new walker.

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

"He's a real dog person."

If they were cats

"Are they still following us?"

"Off hand, I'd say your bumpy ride is due to your tires, but just to be sure, I'll run a bunch of computer diagnostics."

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

"I need some assistance here."

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

'So you're a cat person...'

'How thoughtful - he even got the dog a present.'

"I don't fetch sticks, I acquire them."