Paw-some Cook Gifts

"I need some assistance here."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Dogs

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

"Humans are strange."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Animals are smarter than we think!

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

'This refrigerator isn't big enough for the both of us.'

"You're amazing!"

'Let's see those smiles.'

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

"He's a real dog person."

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

If they were cats

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'No problem...'

I'm interviewing for a new walker.

"Are they still following us?"

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

'Kibbles & S**t'

'So you're a cat person...'

'How thoughtful - he even got the dog a present.'

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

'You Know Who got into my closet.'

"I don't fetch sticks, I acquire them."

"Is there another table that isn't so close to the bathroom?"