Paw-some Cook Gifts

"I need some assistance here."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Dogs

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

"Humans are strange."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Animals are smarter than we think!

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'This refrigerator isn't big enough for the both of us.'

"You're amazing!"

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

If they were cats

'No problem...'

"He's a real dog person."

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

"Are they still following us?"

'Kibbles & S**t'

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

'So you're a cat person...'

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

'You Know Who got into my closet.'

"Is there another table that isn't so close to the bathroom?"

"I don't fetch sticks, I acquire them."

'But it's still early. Why don't you come on in, and we'll splinter a bone together?'