Paw-some Gamer Gifts

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

"Humans are strange."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Animals are smarter than we think!

"You're amazing!"

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

If they were cats

"He's a real dog person."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

'No problem...'

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

'This one keeps dog time.'

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

"I need some assistance here."

'So you're a cat person...'

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Dog sleepwalking after owner

Why dogs never attend baseball games.

Andy innocently agress to a game of rock paper, scissors, scythe.

"My name is Prince, and I'm a barkaholic."

"I never thought that Rex from no. 81 wold get 'emasculated'..."

"I don't fetch sticks, I acquire them."

101 uses of a dead cat: darts