Paw-some Humor Seeker Gifts

"My name is Prince, and I'm a barkaholic."

Hush puppy.

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'I understand you don't have a resume but you do have your pedigree papers?'

"You're amazing!"

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

Hang Time Fido

I'm interviewing for a new walker.

Dog.

'No problem...'

Dogs at the vets - "What exactly does 'being seen to' mean?"

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'This one keeps dog time.'

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

"I lost points on the un-even splash."

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

"Let's just hope the cat doesn't have anymore kittens."

"No, I don't want to know my age in dog years."

A Butt Ox

Chickens.

"Jeez, Charlie. . . as if the cone isn't humiliating enough!"

'I love dogs. I love kids. But when they come in alone I'm not going to get paid."

'You Know Who got into my closet.'

'Now listen: The best time to lick the kids' faces is right after lunch...'