Paw-sitive Humor Gifts

Hang Time Fido

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'That was fun!'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"It's nice to be wanted."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"I'm trying to end my bone addiction."

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

Heel! Toe!

Dogs at the vets - "What exactly does 'being seen to' mean?"

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

'So far, I've lost three pounds on the Ratkins Diet!'

"Let's just hope the cat doesn't have anymore kittens."

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

'Up, Roger! On the table! Good Boy!...

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."

Sometimes even our pets can feel depressed. I always try to do what I can.

Dog obedience school

'Lingerie works, but I usually lure Doug to the bedroom with a laser pointer.'

Man salutes as cat walks in.

'Is he good or what?!'

"That is not my pee I'm smelling."