Paw-sitive Humor Mugs

Hang Time Fido

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'That was fun!'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"It's nice to be wanted."

"I can't stop licking my boo-boo."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the leash isn't to protect you from dog-nappers.

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"I'm trying to end my bone addiction."

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

'Let's see those smiles.'

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

Heel! Toe!

Dogs at the vets - "What exactly does 'being seen to' mean?"

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

"Let's just hope the cat doesn't have anymore kittens."

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

'So far, I've lost three pounds on the Ratkins Diet!'

'Up, Roger! On the table! Good Boy!...

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."

Dog obedience school

'Is he good or what?!'

"That is not my pee I'm smelling."

Sometimes even our pets can feel depressed. I always try to do what I can.

Man salutes as cat walks in.