Paw-sitive Vibes Gifts

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."

'I never set my phone to 'vibrate.' If I'm purring, I never know if I'm getting a call or not.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

'That was fun!'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"It's nice to be wanted."

"I can't stop licking my boo-boo."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the leash isn't to protect you from dog-nappers.

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"I'm trying to end my bone addiction."

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

'Let's see those smiles.'

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

Hang Time Fido

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

"I said SLIPPERS!"

Heel! Toe!

I'm interviewing for a new walker.

'No problem...'

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"