Paw-sitive Personality Gifts

"I'm trying to end my bone addiction."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'That was fun!'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I can't stop licking my boo-boo."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the leash isn't to protect you from dog-nappers.

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

Museum of dog memorabilia

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

'Let's see those smiles.'

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

"I said SLIPPERS!"

Hang Time Fido

"Chasing, digging, rolling, fetching. . . have you no experience doing absolutely nothing at all?"

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

Heel! Toe!

"He's a real dog person."

"Imagine the treat as if you already have it."

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

'Level with me, Doc. How bad is it? What's it going to cost?'

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

'Up, Roger! On the table! Good Boy!...

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