Paw-sitive Personality Pillows

"I'm trying to end my bone addiction."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'That was fun!'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

Museum of dog memorabilia

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

"Chasing, digging, rolling, fetching. . . have you no experience doing absolutely nothing at all?"

"I said SLIPPERS!"

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

Hang Time Fido

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

Heel! Toe!

"He's a real dog person."

"Imagine the treat as if you already have it."

'Level with me, Doc. How bad is it? What's it going to cost?'

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

'Up, Roger! On the table! Good Boy!...

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."