Picture Paw-sitive Pillows

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'That was fun!'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"It's nice to be wanted."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"I'm trying to end my bone addiction."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

"I said SLIPPERS!"

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

Hang Time Fido

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

Heel! Toe!

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

'Up, Roger! On the table! Good Boy!...

'So far, I've lost three pounds on the Ratkins Diet!'

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."

"That is not my pee I'm smelling."

Teaching dog to fetch slippers.

'Is he good or what?!'

Dog obedience school

Man salutes as cat walks in.