Paw-sitive Vibes Pillows

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."

'I never set my phone to 'vibrate.' If I'm purring, I never know if I'm getting a call or not.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'That was fun!'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"It's nice to be wanted."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

"I'm trying to end my bone addiction."

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

Hang Time Fido

"I said SLIPPERS!"

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

Heel! Toe!

'No problem...'

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

'Up, Roger! On the table! Good Boy!...

Dog obedience school