Paw-sitive Humorist Pillows

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'That was fun!'

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"It's nice to be wanted."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"I'm trying to end my bone addiction."

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

"You have a lot of unresolved anger and it's settled in your hat."

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

Hang Time Fido

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

Heel! Toe!

Dogs at the vets - "What exactly does 'being seen to' mean?"

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

"Let's just hope the cat doesn't have anymore kittens."

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

'Up, Roger! On the table! Good Boy!...

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."

Dog obedience school

"After dropping out of obedience school, my life just went downhill..."