Paw-sitive Humorist Gifts

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'That was fun!'

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"It's nice to be wanted."

"I can't stop licking my boo-boo."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the leash isn't to protect you from dog-nappers.

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Is this your father, little guy? No, lady, my father is a libel attorney, and you'll be hearing from him.

"I'm trying to end my bone addiction."

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

"You have a lot of unresolved anger and it's settled in your hat."

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

'Let's see those smiles.'

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

Hang Time Fido

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

Heel! Toe!

Dogs at the vets - "What exactly does 'being seen to' mean?"

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

"Let's just hope the cat doesn't have anymore kittens."

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

'Up, Roger! On the table! Good Boy!...

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."

"Shhhhh. Don't talk about my t-a-i-l. I don't want it to suspect anything when I sneak up and catch it."

Man salutes as cat walks in.