Picture Paw-sitive Prints

'Let's see those smiles.'

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'That was fun!'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"It's nice to be wanted."

"I can't stop licking my boo-boo."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the leash isn't to protect you from dog-nappers.

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

"I'm trying to end my bone addiction."

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

"I said SLIPPERS!"

Hang Time Fido

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

Heel! Toe!

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

'So far, I've lost three pounds on the Ratkins Diet!'

'Up, Roger! On the table! Good Boy!...

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."

'Is he good or what?!'

"That is not my pee I'm smelling."

Dog obedience school

Teaching dog to fetch slippers.