Paw-sitive Pal Gifts

'That was fun!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"It's nice to be wanted."

"I can't stop licking my boo-boo."

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the leash isn't to protect you from dog-nappers.

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

"I'm trying to end my bone addiction."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

'Let's see those smiles.'

Hang Time Fido

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"I said SLIPPERS!"

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

Heel! Toe!

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

Puppy Love.

"He's a real dog person."

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

Which one is yours?

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.