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'That was fun!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

"It's nice to be wanted."

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"I'm trying to end my bone addiction."

"I said SLIPPERS!"

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

Hang Time Fido

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

Heel! Toe!

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

Puppy Love.

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

"He's a real dog person."

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

"Good dog!"

Which one is yours?

'Up, Roger! On the table! Good Boy!...