Paw Pal T-Shirts

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

Which one is yours?

"Good dog!"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Licensed Therapist

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'That was fun!'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

A large leaf falling on a dog

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

A man and his dog

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Pet a Puppy

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"A little help, please."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

No Soliciting

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Don't even think about it."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'I found him on the internet.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'