Pup Pal T-Shirts

"Yes, I'm talking to you. I believe you're the only Sparky in the house."

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

"No, you can't roll in it."

Dog in the park eats a poo, then comes and licks its owner,

Dogs Sniffing

"Starting to feel best friendish."

"This is the highlight of my day."

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'

Hellooo in there!

'Could I have my dog back please?'

Dog Information Exchange

Fur Baby

No Humans Allowed

"Since when did your time spend being man's best friend become billable hours."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Licensed Therapist

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

A large leaf falling on a dog

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

A man and his dog

Pet a Puppy

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

No Soliciting

"A little help, please."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Don't even think about it."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'