Pup Pal Mugs

"Yes, I'm talking to you. I believe you're the only Sparky in the house."

"No, you can't roll in it."

Dog in the park eats a poo, then comes and licks its owner,

Dogs Sniffing

"Starting to feel best friendish."

"This is the highlight of my day."

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'

Hellooo in there!

'Could I have my dog back please?'

Dog Information Exchange

Fur Baby

No Humans Allowed

"Since when did your time spend being man's best friend become billable hours."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Licensed Therapist

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

A large leaf falling on a dog

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

A man and his dog

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Pet a Puppy

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"A little help, please."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

No Soliciting

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Don't even think about it."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"