Puppy Pal Mugs

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

"Lassie! Get help!!"

"She was a rescue."

Why dogs make the best Valentines

"They're back! They're back! How do I look? Oh, never mind! Never mind!"

"It's not going to throw itself."

'This is is a Merlot...I didstinctly asked for a Cabernet Sauvignon! '

'I think the dog wants to go for a walk.'

Faking obedience

'It'll take us forever to fill that thing up again ... '

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"I got you the same thing."

Man and dog on treadmills.

"He's a true friend and companion and, should it ever come to it, meat."

Pet owner struggles

"She's not my pet. More like a family member, really."

Pet a Puppy

'Ooh he's wagging his tail...I think he likes you.'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

Dog's Brain.

"Of course I'm a nervous wreck. I'm man's best friend! Who can take that kind of pressure?"

"I understand everything he says, but I've found that maintaining a blank expression results in less work."

Work out buddies.

'Oh boy, I had the best nap today!'

'You take the nooks and I'll take the crannies.'

The meaning of life.

"She's a labrador retriever, and quite good at it as well."

'I knew him before he became a police dog!'

'He took a fetching class.'

'Feeding dog food to dogs is NOT ethnic stereotyping!'

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

'I found him on the internet.'

Trip to the veterinarian.

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'