Puppers Pal Mugs

"Sorry, I don't do fleas."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Licensed Therapist

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"It get it – you're hungry."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

A man and his dog

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Pet a Puppy

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"A little help, please."

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Dogma

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Scary stuff

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'I found him on the internet.'

"Wow, what a DILF."

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

Fur Baby

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

A Girl and Her Horse

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Jogging...

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

Desk shaped like an office block.

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'