Puppy Pal Pillows

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

"Lassie! Get help!!"

"She was a rescue."

Why dogs make the best Valentines

"They're back! They're back! How do I look? Oh, never mind! Never mind!"

"It's not going to throw itself."

'This is is a Merlot...I didstinctly asked for a Cabernet Sauvignon! '

Faking obedience

'It'll take us forever to fill that thing up again ... '

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

'I think the dog wants to go for a walk.'

Pet owner struggles

"He's a true friend and companion and, should it ever come to it, meat."

"I got you the same thing."

Pet a Puppy

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

Man and dog on treadmills.

"She's not my pet. More like a family member, really."

'Ooh he's wagging his tail...I think he likes you.'

"Hi, Stuart, I"m here to let you out..."

"Of course I'm a nervous wreck. I'm man's best friend! Who can take that kind of pressure?"

"She's a labrador retriever, and quite good at it as well."

'He took a fetching class.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Trip to the veterinarian.

'Oh boy, I had the best nap today!'

"I understand everything he says, but I've found that maintaining a blank expression results in less work."

'I found him on the internet.'

'I knew him before he became a police dog!'

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

The meaning of life.

'You take the nooks and I'll take the crannies.'

'Just jam one of these capsules as far down his throat as you can... WHEN you can... and IF you can.'

'Feeding dog food to dogs is NOT ethnic stereotyping!'