Pet Pal Pillows

'Which one is yours?' (Man at the vets holding a dog eating a cat).

'How do you want me to answer that question, Norm? As an attorney, or as your best friend?'

Dog bath

'I've always regretted not having a son.'

"How do you have more followers than me? I play Mozart, Tchaikovsky and Vivaldi. All you have is a weird face."

"Starting to feel best friendish."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

His masters voicemail.

He didn't even remember signing up for the taste test.

'The collar is imported from China. For some reason it converts to a wok.'

'And if he does get through the invisible fence, our drone will zap him from 40,000 feet.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Don't worry, it's her birthday present."

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'Your usual table leg?'

Zimmer Dog

'Well played, sir.'

Mammoth bone and the dogs.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"You've already been for a walk."

"I've got a dog licence. Will that do?"

I once flew faster than a speeding bullet

All the best

'Next time you drive!'

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Hold on, I just have to send a P-mail."

"Sure it's the same food every night, but my 'what's for dinner' site is followed by over 100,000 dogs."

"Aw, Rex is chasing cats in his dreams again."

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'