Pitbull Pal Pillows

Pitbull puppies, must go to a bad home.

Licensed Therapist

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

A man and his dog

Pet a Puppy

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"A little help, please."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'I found him on the internet.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Fur Baby