Penguin Pal Pillows

"I don't know. George got it somewhere."

'Pull...'

So, what is your handicap little buddy?' - 'I can't fly.

'Have we met before? You look familiar.'

Exotic pets make themselves at home.

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

'The scariest thing about global warming is seeing you in a thong, George.'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Penguin and polar bear watching Eskimos throw snowballs.

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'See - you don't have to fly in order to migrate.'

"Look, Doc, I'm a penguin. All I do is swim and eat fish. How on earth do I end up with high cholesterol?"

"The great thing about breeding grounds in Antarctica is that the ladies do not play hard to get. They're really keen to leave for warmer waters..."

Penguin

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Licensed Therapist

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"He's no hat and all corgis."

A man and his dog

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Pet a Puppy

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"A little help, please."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

Scary stuff

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"