Puppet Pal Pillows

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

"You won't be needing that book, young lady!"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Licensed Therapist

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

A large leaf falling on a dog

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

A man and his dog

Pet a Puppy

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"A little help, please."

No Soliciting

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

"Don't even think about it."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'I found him on the internet.'

"Wow, what a DILF."

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Fur Baby